TheDailyBugle.net: EXCLUSIVE

(2019)

Season 1 Episode 4

: Spider-Man Unmasked

“Spider-Man’s real name… is Peter Parker.” That’s right, Buglers! Spider-Man isn’t even a “man” at all - he’s a little boy! Is this the kind of person our society should be venerating as a “superhero?” A snot-nosed teenager who thinks he can endanger the public just to show off for his latest crush!? We reached out to some of the teachers at Midtown High School for more background on their student, Peter Parker, but they declined to comment. The Daily Bugle calls on the city of New York - nay, the entire Nation at large - to band together in defiance of this false hero. It’s time we told this entitled next generation to sit down and let the adults in the room save the world! EDITOR’S NOTE: This story is huge, but the bombshells don’t stop there! Spider-Man’s not only a kid, but he’s a full-blown murderer! Click the link HERE from our previous story to learn more!